| what if i told you your milkshake doesn't bring all the boys to the yard |

| i'm all like "omg if i had premium i could be sxy and stuff so ppl pls donate" ur all like "y should i throw way my monay" i'm all like "but i want premium pls" and ur all like "but u suck and so does ur gllary so nope." and i'm all like "but pls" and ur still like "y dafaq should i give u my $$$" then i'm like "but cmon bro i want fancy jornals and thumbnails in descs" and then ur like "hahahano bro u don't get my attenteition" but i'm like "bitch cmon i will make you nice things" and ur still like "idk bye" donate if u cry ery time. pls. |